Well, I was sick again this morning. See, after I got over all that shit last week, Mallory got sick with something else entirely (vomiting and diarrhea, mostly), then passed it on to my mom, who passed it on to Mason, who apparently passed it on to me.
Anyway, around 8 AM this morning, after my stomach feeling weird all night, I finally decided to just puke and get it over with. I went to the bathroom, sat in the floor and got into position, and waited. It didn't take long before three huge brown gushes of Philly Cheese Steak pizza from the night before came up. Oh, and remember the aforementioned diarrhea? Yeah, I learned something today. Apparently, when you vomit, you lose control of your bowels for a split-second.
Anyway, after I finished puking, I was really tired, so I got in the bed and tried to sleep. A little while later, while I was nearly asleep, my mom came in my room for something and woke me up, which was apparently a good thing, because I don't think I would've remembered my weird dream if I hadn't woken up. Since I was only half-asleep, it was a short one, but a weird one nonetheless.
In the dream, I was watching The Price is Right, which is weird enough in itself, but that's not the point. The point is that in my dream version of TPiR, all of the contestants were babies. As in infants. And then I woke up.
Showing posts with label Strange Dreams. Show all posts
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Monday, January 5, 2009
Strange Dream #9 - Left 4 Dancing
I had yet another strange dream last night. I was in Left 4 Dead, running around killing zombies, going from one town to another. My dream was a little different from the game, though. For one, there was stuff in my dream, like the Survivors sleeping in the safehouses (you don't think they ran through the entire four Movies in one night, do you?). I remember one part where I was about to go to sleep, and I put a bunch of forks in my hair, I guess for a comb or something, and I fell asleep. The next morning when I woke up (this is all still in the dream, mind you), and the dad from The Brady Bunch was in a dark kitchen making either waffles or pancakes, I don't remember, and it doesn't matter. Anyway, I was just starting to wake up when I heard him getting mad and yelling "WHERE ARE ALL THE SPOONS?!", and I got scared and took all the forks out of my hair before he found out, because he really sounded pissed.
Then, later in the dream, I was in a Wal-Mart parking lot, and the entire parking lot except for the sidewalks was like a big trampoline, and apparently, I was acting like a Zombie Spy (as in, human posing as a zombie). I don't remember much, but apparently, we were doing some sort of dance and we were in an arrow-like formation, like geese. As if that wasn't weird enough, there were two Tanks, and they were in wheelchairs. The actually kinda looked like Joe from Family Guy, how he's all big and muscly, but in a wheelchair. I don't remember much about the dance, but I do remember taking out my pistols and shooting the hunters when no one was looking. After a while, I was apparently found out to be a spy, so I started jumping across the parking lot, doing flips in the air. That's about the last thing I remember.
I'm not making this shit up. I really wish I could make this shit up, but I can't. At least not consciously.
Then, later in the dream, I was in a Wal-Mart parking lot, and the entire parking lot except for the sidewalks was like a big trampoline, and apparently, I was acting like a Zombie Spy (as in, human posing as a zombie). I don't remember much, but apparently, we were doing some sort of dance and we were in an arrow-like formation, like geese. As if that wasn't weird enough, there were two Tanks, and they were in wheelchairs. The actually kinda looked like Joe from Family Guy, how he's all big and muscly, but in a wheelchair. I don't remember much about the dance, but I do remember taking out my pistols and shooting the hunters when no one was looking. After a while, I was apparently found out to be a spy, so I started jumping across the parking lot, doing flips in the air. That's about the last thing I remember.
I'm not making this shit up. I really wish I could make this shit up, but I can't. At least not consciously.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Strange Dream #8
I had another very strange dream last night. It was like someone took a bunch of things that I've been reading about/watching/playing lately, and put them all into a blender and hit the Purée button.
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I was in a big open world with a bunch of hills and very few trees, and it looked a lot like Twilight Princess and Guild Wars mixed together. I remember walking around talking to people, but them not saying anything important (that must mean it was Zelda). I somehow got to a giant hill that looked like a level out of LittleBIGPlanet, and Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog was there. There was some music playing, but I didn't like it, so I got onto iTunes and set a song to loop (I really wish I could remember what song it was). We started running down the hill really fast, just like in a Sonic game. When we got to the bottom, I was a surgeon, and it looked like I was in Trauma Center, and the music changed to whatever it was before I changed it.
After a while, it changed to where I was in a room that looked like a really small library, and there was a guy who looked like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, but I knew he was one of The Carpenters somehow (the band. I guess they were in there because their music has been on the radio quite a bit). He got up and walked over to one of the bookcases, pulled out a book, and the bookcase spun around, revealing a secret passageway.
I walked through, and I was in Malcolm in the Middle. At first, I thought I was in an episode, but after a while, I realized I wasn't. I was in a place that kind of resembled the parents' bedroom in the show, and they apparently couldn't see me. The were whispering about something, and I somehow knew that they were planning on canceling the Cable, and they were discussing on how to tell the boys. I eventually ran out and found Dewey using a laptop and told him to get on AIM. He got on, and found his parents talking about it (they had apparently switched to AIM because they didn't want the boys to hear them). I started telling Dewey what to say, and although I don't remember exactly what he said, I do remember that it was badly spelled, and it was in all caps. I don't really remember what happened after that, but I do remember that Hal, the dad, found Dewey sitting under a board that was leaning up against the counter.
Then, I went down to the beach, and I saw two nudists, a man and a woman. Well, a man and a transvestite. She had a penis. They were both playing around in the water around waist-deep, when a small boat drove by. Everyone on the boat saw them, and the boat either crashed or tipped over (I don't remember which. It either crashed into a bigger boat, or it tipped over when everyone ran to one side to see the tranny nudist.
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That's all I can remember out of my dream, but I think that's enough. It was definitely one of the weirdest I've ever had. OH WAIT, I just remembered that I had one the night before last.
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Apparently, we were moving to some apartments. They allowed most pets, but they wouldn't allow cats unless they were 1 foot long, from nose to tail. They were going to have an inspector come in and measure all the cats, so I only had a few days to find a way to make Cortana a little longer. I tried to get my mom and sister to help, but they hate Cortana, so they wouldn't. It pissed me off and made me sad at the same time, and I woke up.
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Okay, that's all I can remember from both of those dreams.
EDIT: I just found a fantastic quote.
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I was in a big open world with a bunch of hills and very few trees, and it looked a lot like Twilight Princess and Guild Wars mixed together. I remember walking around talking to people, but them not saying anything important (that must mean it was Zelda). I somehow got to a giant hill that looked like a level out of LittleBIGPlanet, and Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog was there. There was some music playing, but I didn't like it, so I got onto iTunes and set a song to loop (I really wish I could remember what song it was). We started running down the hill really fast, just like in a Sonic game. When we got to the bottom, I was a surgeon, and it looked like I was in Trauma Center, and the music changed to whatever it was before I changed it.
After a while, it changed to where I was in a room that looked like a really small library, and there was a guy who looked like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, but I knew he was one of The Carpenters somehow (the band. I guess they were in there because their music has been on the radio quite a bit). He got up and walked over to one of the bookcases, pulled out a book, and the bookcase spun around, revealing a secret passageway.
I walked through, and I was in Malcolm in the Middle. At first, I thought I was in an episode, but after a while, I realized I wasn't. I was in a place that kind of resembled the parents' bedroom in the show, and they apparently couldn't see me. The were whispering about something, and I somehow knew that they were planning on canceling the Cable, and they were discussing on how to tell the boys. I eventually ran out and found Dewey using a laptop and told him to get on AIM. He got on, and found his parents talking about it (they had apparently switched to AIM because they didn't want the boys to hear them). I started telling Dewey what to say, and although I don't remember exactly what he said, I do remember that it was badly spelled, and it was in all caps. I don't really remember what happened after that, but I do remember that Hal, the dad, found Dewey sitting under a board that was leaning up against the counter.
Then, I went down to the beach, and I saw two nudists, a man and a woman. Well, a man and a transvestite. She had a penis. They were both playing around in the water around waist-deep, when a small boat drove by. Everyone on the boat saw them, and the boat either crashed or tipped over (I don't remember which. It either crashed into a bigger boat, or it tipped over when everyone ran to one side to see the tranny nudist.
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That's all I can remember out of my dream, but I think that's enough. It was definitely one of the weirdest I've ever had. OH WAIT, I just remembered that I had one the night before last.
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Apparently, we were moving to some apartments. They allowed most pets, but they wouldn't allow cats unless they were 1 foot long, from nose to tail. They were going to have an inspector come in and measure all the cats, so I only had a few days to find a way to make Cortana a little longer. I tried to get my mom and sister to help, but they hate Cortana, so they wouldn't. It pissed me off and made me sad at the same time, and I woke up.
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Okay, that's all I can remember from both of those dreams.
EDIT: I just found a fantastic quote.
Monday, November 3, 2008
*BRRAAPP*
Ugh, I've been burping up hard-boiled eggs for an hour. They're damn good the first time down, but not so much the second time through. I don't like the yolk, though. I used to, but I just can't get myself to eat it now. I cooked the eggs, though, and that's like the first thing I've cooked that didn't involve a microwave in like, I don't know, a year maybe?
I had such a strange dream last night. Two, actually. I don't remember the second one, though. Oh god, this is so weird. I just remembered one of the details of the dream...it makes absolutely no sense. Anyway, here's what I do remember.
I was in a car dealership, and it was really tall. like, maybe four stories or something. I was in the top floor, and I was in a cylindrical room with spiral stairs in it. I don't remember if I was racing somebody or if I was running away from them, but nevertheless, I was trying to be faster than one of the people who worked at the car dealership. Anyway, there was a door to the outside on all the floors, and they were all locked except for the ground floor, so once I got out that door, I ran out to the parking lot where they keep all the cars, and right up front, I saw a minivan with no doors and no windshield. I ran over to it and jumped in, and then I realized that the pedals were weird. There were three pedals in all, and they were, starting from the left, a reverse pedal, a forward pedal, and then the brake pedal. So, not only were the pedals switched, the brake pedal was in the passenger side floorboard.
Anyways, I jumped in and took a few seconds to figure out the pedals, and then I took off (for some reason, it didn't need a key or anything) and drove through the glass double-doors and started driving through the car dealership. Another weird thing about the pedals was that they were really loose and the car didn't go very fast. It felt exactly like what I would expect a golf-kart to drive. So, I was driving through the place, and most everybody was just talking on their phones and not even paying attention to me, although a few people gave me weird looks.
I kept driving (through several more panes of glass), and ended up in what looked like the clothing departments in Wal-Mart or something. I ended up driving all the way to the front of the store right behind some people who were leaving and one lady said "I'm never coming here again." and when I heard that, I felt a twisted sense of satisfaction. After I drove through those doors, I just went out and parked in the parking lot with all of the other shoppers. I was lucky and got one of the front spaces, too.
So I walked back in and was just minding my own business, and being overwhelmingly surprised and happy to see that nobody had realized that I was the crazy guy who just drove a really slow van through the store not two minutes ago, and then I saw this girl about my age following me and she said "I know it was you." I was like "Whatever.", so she started yelling "SECURITY!!!", trying to get me in trouble, but nobody was paying attention to her, so she went over to a girl who was stuffing clothes in her purse, obviously shoplifting. The second girl started yelling "HELP ME, I'M BLIND!", trying to help the first girl get someone over to get me in trouble, but her attempts weren't working, either. Just then I saw the first girl start shoplifting, too, and I started yelling "SHOPLIFTER!" and three guards ran over and arrested the girls.
After that, I started walking outside, extremely giddy that I had just gotten away with all that. I got my cellphone out (it was weird because it was my old phone, and not my iPhone.), to call my mom to pick me up, but I couldn't remember what number I had her speed dial set to, and I couldn't remember her phone number, so I just started messing with my phone trying to get into the address book. I was walking the whole time, and by now I was close to the end of that parking lot, and I was walking next to four bikers, and when I did, one of them stuck his hand out and grabbed my face and I said "Don't do that, please." and one of the other bikers said "Yeah, leave him alone.", so I just kept on walking. When I got to the end of the parking lot, I was just walking around the back of a Bank for some reason, and then the girl came back and was taunting me and stuff, trying to get me in trouble, saying stuff like "Why don't you go back in the store? You won't get in trouble.", and I was just like "Piss off. You're just trying to get me caught.", and then I woke up and had to pee really bad.
I think this is the strangest dream I've ever had.
I had such a strange dream last night. Two, actually. I don't remember the second one, though. Oh god, this is so weird. I just remembered one of the details of the dream...it makes absolutely no sense. Anyway, here's what I do remember.
I was in a car dealership, and it was really tall. like, maybe four stories or something. I was in the top floor, and I was in a cylindrical room with spiral stairs in it. I don't remember if I was racing somebody or if I was running away from them, but nevertheless, I was trying to be faster than one of the people who worked at the car dealership. Anyway, there was a door to the outside on all the floors, and they were all locked except for the ground floor, so once I got out that door, I ran out to the parking lot where they keep all the cars, and right up front, I saw a minivan with no doors and no windshield. I ran over to it and jumped in, and then I realized that the pedals were weird. There were three pedals in all, and they were, starting from the left, a reverse pedal, a forward pedal, and then the brake pedal. So, not only were the pedals switched, the brake pedal was in the passenger side floorboard.
Anyways, I jumped in and took a few seconds to figure out the pedals, and then I took off (for some reason, it didn't need a key or anything) and drove through the glass double-doors and started driving through the car dealership. Another weird thing about the pedals was that they were really loose and the car didn't go very fast. It felt exactly like what I would expect a golf-kart to drive. So, I was driving through the place, and most everybody was just talking on their phones and not even paying attention to me, although a few people gave me weird looks.
I kept driving (through several more panes of glass), and ended up in what looked like the clothing departments in Wal-Mart or something. I ended up driving all the way to the front of the store right behind some people who were leaving and one lady said "I'm never coming here again." and when I heard that, I felt a twisted sense of satisfaction. After I drove through those doors, I just went out and parked in the parking lot with all of the other shoppers. I was lucky and got one of the front spaces, too.
So I walked back in and was just minding my own business, and being overwhelmingly surprised and happy to see that nobody had realized that I was the crazy guy who just drove a really slow van through the store not two minutes ago, and then I saw this girl about my age following me and she said "I know it was you." I was like "Whatever.", so she started yelling "SECURITY!!!", trying to get me in trouble, but nobody was paying attention to her, so she went over to a girl who was stuffing clothes in her purse, obviously shoplifting. The second girl started yelling "HELP ME, I'M BLIND!", trying to help the first girl get someone over to get me in trouble, but her attempts weren't working, either. Just then I saw the first girl start shoplifting, too, and I started yelling "SHOPLIFTER!" and three guards ran over and arrested the girls.
After that, I started walking outside, extremely giddy that I had just gotten away with all that. I got my cellphone out (it was weird because it was my old phone, and not my iPhone.), to call my mom to pick me up, but I couldn't remember what number I had her speed dial set to, and I couldn't remember her phone number, so I just started messing with my phone trying to get into the address book. I was walking the whole time, and by now I was close to the end of that parking lot, and I was walking next to four bikers, and when I did, one of them stuck his hand out and grabbed my face and I said "Don't do that, please." and one of the other bikers said "Yeah, leave him alone.", so I just kept on walking. When I got to the end of the parking lot, I was just walking around the back of a Bank for some reason, and then the girl came back and was taunting me and stuff, trying to get me in trouble, saying stuff like "Why don't you go back in the store? You won't get in trouble.", and I was just like "Piss off. You're just trying to get me caught.", and then I woke up and had to pee really bad.
I think this is the strangest dream I've ever had.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
I Feel Überw00t Right Now
Holy shit. I just got the PUSA newsletter, and I have been overcome with awesome. New music video, upcoming EP album, and a fucking Rock Band 2 Track Pack! Hot damn, I can't breathe.
Side note: Shit, my speakers just fell of the wall. I started peeling the duct-tape...and I'm not sure if some paint came off with it. Oh well, these walls are white anyway (or off-white at least).
Man, this post wasn't as long as I thought it would be.
I had a dream last night...I don't remember the first part, but in the last part, I was in Nevada, it was in the year 2000, close to the presidential elections. John Kerry was there, and he was really short. Frankie Muniz was also there (I have to stop watching Malcolm in the Middle before I go to sleep), and he was taste-testing bean dip. Whenever he would say it needed something added, John Kerry would run out and get it.
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I've never put much thought into the myth(?) that eating before bed gives you strange dreams, but I don't know now.
P.S. I am the fastest pee-er I know. Faster than both ACDude800 and FranceFreak.
Side note: Shit, my speakers just fell of the wall. I started peeling the duct-tape...and I'm not sure if some paint came off with it. Oh well, these walls are white anyway (or off-white at least).
Man, this post wasn't as long as I thought it would be.
I had a dream last night...I don't remember the first part, but in the last part, I was in Nevada, it was in the year 2000, close to the presidential elections. John Kerry was there, and he was really short. Frankie Muniz was also there (I have to stop watching Malcolm in the Middle before I go to sleep), and he was taste-testing bean dip. Whenever he would say it needed something added, John Kerry would run out and get it.
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I've never put much thought into the myth(?) that eating before bed gives you strange dreams, but I don't know now.
P.S. I am the fastest pee-er I know. Faster than both ACDude800 and FranceFreak.
Monday, October 20, 2008
More Oblivion
Well, I'm level 9, and I'm Grand Champion of the Arena, I just got to the level of The Dark Brotherhood where I can access the sanctuary from the well, I'm not very far in the Fighter Guild, and I haven't even joined the Mages Guild (and I won't until I complete The Dark Brotherhood). I've played Oblivion on the 360 and had two characters, but neither one was as powerful as the character I've been playing (Pruane, named after the YouTuber Pruane2Forever). Pruane is a Dark Elf Spellsword, so while I mainly use a one-handed sword, I have some pretty good spells, too.
The night before last I had a strange dream. I was in the game Dead Rising, but there were several more friendly characters than in the real game, and the AI was substantially better. The weird thing was, my allies were mostly old Sunday School teachers and celebrities I've heard of maybe once or twice. Such a strange dream.
Then last night, I had a dream that LittleBIGPlanet wasn't delayed a week. But alas, twas a dream.
The night before last I had a strange dream. I was in the game Dead Rising, but there were several more friendly characters than in the real game, and the AI was substantially better. The weird thing was, my allies were mostly old Sunday School teachers and celebrities I've heard of maybe once or twice. Such a strange dream.
Then last night, I had a dream that LittleBIGPlanet wasn't delayed a week. But alas, twas a dream.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Strange Dream #3
I had another strange dream last night, but this time about one of my friends (Well, I don't know her very well, but I certainly don't consider her an enemy) getting killed. I don't remember all of it, because I woke up for about ten seconds after I dreamed this, and then fell back asleep, although in my second dream, I was blogging about the dream, so I remember a little bit.
It all started out with me in a basement that I assume was old, because it had those really thin "wood" panel walls that they used in the 70's. Anyway, there was a TV in the basement, and I was getting ready to watch some big event on TV, then Cookiemonster, my friend from a different website, walked in. I don't remember the middle part, but eventually we got to the giant blender in the middle of the room. I think it was airtight, because there were oxygen tanks beside it. I don't remember what happened here, but for some reason, CM climbed inside the blender and closed the lid, but then when she tried to get out, it wouldn't open, and I couldn't get it open, either. I looked at the oxygen tank and saw that she was almost out of air, so I tried to hurry and get the lid open, but I slipped and accidentely turned the blender on, but when I did, the lid popped open, and pieces of CM went flying everywhere. It was then I noticed that she was wearing a mask, I guess because I don't know what she looks like or even know her name in real life. I don't remember much of anything else except for running to my mom to tell her what happened and she was just like, "Whatever" and I was like D: .
So yeah, not a very good dream, seeing as I woke up in a panic. It doesn't really matther how many Nazis I kill in WWII games or how many "fags" I kill in Counter-Strike, I can't stomach actually hurting someone ir real life.
Oh, I watched more of Spaceballs, and it's actually pretty good, other than Lone Star's voice being very calm and boring. *Looks up Spaceballs on IMDB* Oh, wow, I never would have guessed that Daphne Zuniga still did Princess Vespa's voice. Then again, she would be *looks her up* ...Wow, she's as old as my mom.
One more thing, I might be getting my mom's iPhone soon. Last night, she got a 3G, so I think I might be getting her older, albeit slower, phone. At least I don't have to buy one, which I'll probably end up doing eventually anyway, although she is making me pay the $60 monthly fee, but oh well, at least I might be getting an iPhone :D
It all started out with me in a basement that I assume was old, because it had those really thin "wood" panel walls that they used in the 70's. Anyway, there was a TV in the basement, and I was getting ready to watch some big event on TV, then Cookiemonster, my friend from a different website, walked in. I don't remember the middle part, but eventually we got to the giant blender in the middle of the room. I think it was airtight, because there were oxygen tanks beside it. I don't remember what happened here, but for some reason, CM climbed inside the blender and closed the lid, but then when she tried to get out, it wouldn't open, and I couldn't get it open, either. I looked at the oxygen tank and saw that she was almost out of air, so I tried to hurry and get the lid open, but I slipped and accidentely turned the blender on, but when I did, the lid popped open, and pieces of CM went flying everywhere. It was then I noticed that she was wearing a mask, I guess because I don't know what she looks like or even know her name in real life. I don't remember much of anything else except for running to my mom to tell her what happened and she was just like, "Whatever" and I was like D: .
So yeah, not a very good dream, seeing as I woke up in a panic. It doesn't really matther how many Nazis I kill in WWII games or how many "fags" I kill in Counter-Strike, I can't stomach actually hurting someone ir real life.
Oh, I watched more of Spaceballs, and it's actually pretty good, other than Lone Star's voice being very calm and boring. *Looks up Spaceballs on IMDB* Oh, wow, I never would have guessed that Daphne Zuniga still did Princess Vespa's voice. Then again, she would be *looks her up* ...Wow, she's as old as my mom.
One more thing, I might be getting my mom's iPhone soon. Last night, she got a 3G, so I think I might be getting her older, albeit slower, phone. At least I don't have to buy one, which I'll probably end up doing eventually anyway, although she is making me pay the $60 monthly fee, but oh well, at least I might be getting an iPhone :D
Friday, September 19, 2008
Another Strange Dream
Yeah, I had another weird dream last night (which is good, I guess. I'm trying to learn to lucid dream, so I need to remember my dreams and write them down). It was a dream about The Office, I guess because all I did yesterday was read about it and watch webisodes that I didn't know even existed.
Anyway, in my dream, I was in the actual office from the show, and I think I was there for Thanksgiving or something (for some reason, it reminded me a lot of my cousin's house that I go to for Thanksgiving every few years) and there was snow on the ground, and there were something like five chihuahuas running around and they were all scared of me. Anyway, early on in the dream, I was talking to Michael(Steve Carrell), and then he was going to try to pull a prank on Christopher Masterson (who was inexplicably in the dream, maybe because I was watching Malcolm in the Middle before I went to sleep), so he ran out the door to hide but I never saw him again.
A little later, I went outside and I saw Kevin(Brian Baumgartner) sitting on the steps so I pointed to Kevin and said to my mom and sister "Oh crap, there's a skunk.", and they were just kinda unphased and kept on walking, so I went down to talk to Kevin (he's one of my favorite characters on the show). I don't remember our conversation, but I remember telling him about this cool shirt I had seen in the gift shop (?) that he might like. It was a t-shirt that had a hole in the chest so you could pull the shirt up over your face and vomit on people. Yeah. We went our separate ways, and I met my mom in what is the meeting room in the show, and she was sitting there playing Spore on a laptop. I remember being surprised because she had already gotten to the Space stage. Anyway, after a while, everyone got called out onto the deck outside to get ready to eat, and on the way out, I found Kevin. He showed me the vomit-shirt and another shirt (I can't remember what the second shirt did, but I remember it being almost as crude), both of which he had just bought. I told him I'd pay him $25 if he would put that shirt on and puke on my sister, and he said he "Yeah, sure." and did that hilarious Kevin smile.
So we went out to where everybody was getting ready to eat, and Kevin went and sat down on the bed (yeah, there was a bed on the deck. Three, in fact. There may have been more, but I only remember three) next to Mallory, my sister, and started talking to her. I could tell he was getting ready to do it, but then I woke up and I was like "Aww, SHIT", but then I realized I had to pee really bad, so I went to the bathroom, and then went back in my room to start downloading the newly-released Fracture demo on my 360, and I'm getting ready to play that now. Man, I hope it doesn't suck.
Anyway, in my dream, I was in the actual office from the show, and I think I was there for Thanksgiving or something (for some reason, it reminded me a lot of my cousin's house that I go to for Thanksgiving every few years) and there was snow on the ground, and there were something like five chihuahuas running around and they were all scared of me. Anyway, early on in the dream, I was talking to Michael(Steve Carrell), and then he was going to try to pull a prank on Christopher Masterson (who was inexplicably in the dream, maybe because I was watching Malcolm in the Middle before I went to sleep), so he ran out the door to hide but I never saw him again.
A little later, I went outside and I saw Kevin(Brian Baumgartner) sitting on the steps so I pointed to Kevin and said to my mom and sister "Oh crap, there's a skunk.", and they were just kinda unphased and kept on walking, so I went down to talk to Kevin (he's one of my favorite characters on the show). I don't remember our conversation, but I remember telling him about this cool shirt I had seen in the gift shop (?) that he might like. It was a t-shirt that had a hole in the chest so you could pull the shirt up over your face and vomit on people. Yeah. We went our separate ways, and I met my mom in what is the meeting room in the show, and she was sitting there playing Spore on a laptop. I remember being surprised because she had already gotten to the Space stage. Anyway, after a while, everyone got called out onto the deck outside to get ready to eat, and on the way out, I found Kevin. He showed me the vomit-shirt and another shirt (I can't remember what the second shirt did, but I remember it being almost as crude), both of which he had just bought. I told him I'd pay him $25 if he would put that shirt on and puke on my sister, and he said he "Yeah, sure." and did that hilarious Kevin smile.
So we went out to where everybody was getting ready to eat, and Kevin went and sat down on the bed (yeah, there was a bed on the deck. Three, in fact. There may have been more, but I only remember three) next to Mallory, my sister, and started talking to her. I could tell he was getting ready to do it, but then I woke up and I was like "Aww, SHIT", but then I realized I had to pee really bad, so I went to the bathroom, and then went back in my room to start downloading the newly-released Fracture demo on my 360, and I'm getting ready to play that now. Man, I hope it doesn't suck.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Woah Woah Woah...What?
I just woke up from one of the strangest dreams I think I've ever had. I was with my dad and brother and sister, and we were out driving around the little west Kentucky town my dad lives in. My dad was driving, and Mason and Mallory (my brother and sister) and I was sitting on the tailgate of the truck while he was driving around. We normally sit on the tailgate when we go to places close, but never to town. That's not the strange part, though.
I don't remember where we went first, but after that, we went to what I think was a 7/11 (which is weird, because there are no 7/11's in town), but it looked like a gas station/convenience store full of wheels, like from a car, but without the actual tire on them, so it was just the metal thing. Anyway, we stopped there and he asked us if we wanted anything, we said no, and he went in. We sat outside for a minute, but got tired of waiting, so I got up to go see what was taking him so long. I got up and looked in the window, and he was standing in a pretty long line, so I stood and watched him for a minute. Apparently he had somehow gotten one of those huge 64 oz. sodas, and from his face, it looked like he had to pee, so he walked over to the trash can in the corner and started peeing in it.
I don't think I've ever been so dream-embarrassed before. Everybody was looking at him, and he was just standing there peeing in the trash can. He finished after a minute, got a refill for his gigantic cup, drank it all, then HE PEED AGAIN. I was so embarrassed, everybody was running out of the building, and I saw who I think was the manager calling the cops. Then, Cortana (who was fully grown in the dream) ran out of the building, across the drive-through lane, and into the grass on the other side, so I ran out and got her.
The next thing I know, I'm dreaming about blogging about all of this. It's like I can predict when I'll have nothing to blog about, so my dreams provide some material. It was so weird, in my dream, I was using real grammar and everything, figuring out where I wanted which sentence and where it should go.
Well, my back is killing me, but I guess that's the price of having something to blog about before I even wake up.
I don't remember where we went first, but after that, we went to what I think was a 7/11 (which is weird, because there are no 7/11's in town), but it looked like a gas station/convenience store full of wheels, like from a car, but without the actual tire on them, so it was just the metal thing. Anyway, we stopped there and he asked us if we wanted anything, we said no, and he went in. We sat outside for a minute, but got tired of waiting, so I got up to go see what was taking him so long. I got up and looked in the window, and he was standing in a pretty long line, so I stood and watched him for a minute. Apparently he had somehow gotten one of those huge 64 oz. sodas, and from his face, it looked like he had to pee, so he walked over to the trash can in the corner and started peeing in it.
I don't think I've ever been so dream-embarrassed before. Everybody was looking at him, and he was just standing there peeing in the trash can. He finished after a minute, got a refill for his gigantic cup, drank it all, then HE PEED AGAIN. I was so embarrassed, everybody was running out of the building, and I saw who I think was the manager calling the cops. Then, Cortana (who was fully grown in the dream) ran out of the building, across the drive-through lane, and into the grass on the other side, so I ran out and got her.
The next thing I know, I'm dreaming about blogging about all of this. It's like I can predict when I'll have nothing to blog about, so my dreams provide some material. It was so weird, in my dream, I was using real grammar and everything, figuring out where I wanted which sentence and where it should go.
Well, my back is killing me, but I guess that's the price of having something to blog about before I even wake up.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Weird Dream
I had such a strange series of dreams last night. I don't remember all of them, but the main one I remember was where I didn't have a shirt on and my nipples were like, six inches in diameter. It was pretty cool.
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