Omegle Chatlog

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Stranger: eeey
You: hey Fonzie
Stranger: how did you know
You: you're so obvious
You: with that 50's hair
Stranger: i know
Stranger: damn me
You: it's the 80s for crying out loud
Stranger: no way
You: get with the program man
You: radical
Stranger: i wish there was something I could store meat in
You: Freezer?
You: salt?
Stranger: what's that
You: salt?
Stranger: salt?
You: salt?
Stranger: like salt n peppa
Stranger: the trio
You: salt?
You: WAIT
You: Like Fergie?
Stranger: she wasn't in salt n peppa
You: it's all the same thing, man
Stranger: i don't give a hoot one way or another
You: alt?
You: ctrl?
Stranger: i have that button
Stranger: that one too
Stranger: i got an american idol button installed too
Stranger: so i can get my fix whenevz
Stranger: i'm like, shawdy, i wanna watch AI f'shnaize
Stranger: bloop
Stranger: there it is
You: word to the hizzle
Stranger: or bloop, there it goes
Stranger: just like that
You: you weren't there, man
You: YOU WEREN'T THERE
You: it was HELL MAN
Stranger: YES...I was
You: you served in Nam?
Stranger: you can't tell me where I was or wasn't
Stranger: i thought you were talking about mcdonalds last night
You: oh yeah
You: that was a blast
Stranger: for sure
Stranger: the blastest
You: fo shizzle
You: I mean
You: you remember when we ordered those big macs WITHOUT CHEESE?
Stranger: i put so many fries in my undies it was re-DUNK
You: like, ROFL!
Stranger: seriously rolling on floors was happening
You: I know
You: and then they mopped
You: and we were like WOAH
Stranger: i remember when I first say that, ROFL, I was like, dude, what the fuck is wrong with you
Stranger: saw*
You: I know
You: I feel yuou man
Stranger: hopefully not too hard
You: no, no homo
Stranger: or soft...whichever is more awkward
You: hey
You: you know that movie where the guy is like
Stranger: whatsaaw
You: THIS IS SPARTA
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: tree fitty
You: yeah
You: that one
You: that was awesome
Stranger: yeah
You: and the one with all the gophers on the golf course
Stranger: that movie wasn't a documentary
You: I was like ROFLOL
You: wait
You: what?
Stranger: lol nothin
You: $3.50 was a documentary
You: don't toy with me
You: I was in 'NAM
Stranger: fuck if i know it might be
You: you don't KNOW man
Stranger: my grandpa heard about wwII
You: wow
You: that must have been rough
Stranger: i was like no fucking way grandpa
Stranger: and he was like, yes way you fucking idiot retard
Stranger: and then his lung collapsed
You: wow
You: so
You: you killed him?
You: you kill old people?
You: wwow
Stranger: pretty much
You: just wow
Stranger: i didn't mean to!
You: you should take up a job as an "elderly assassin"
You: except
You: you're not old
You: you just kill old people
Stranger: fuck yeah that would be awesome to go around sniping and knifing old folks
Stranger: i would be awesome at that
You: not sniping
Stranger: who wouldn't be?
You: jsut talking until their lungs explode
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah
You: you know
Stranger: cursing up a storm
Stranger: that always gets em
You: make them think you're interested in their shitty lives and then BLAM
Stranger: FUCK YOU MOTHA FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: yeah
You: that would do it
You: but only as a last resort
Stranger: yeah
You: you have to be inconspicuous
You: i mean
You: you don't even need a disguise for this job
You: so
You: yeah
You: you want a job?
Stranger: i want to wear one though
You: because my grandma kinda made me mad yesterday
You: and I have like $15 I could give you
Stranger: maybe you should think about this for a couple more days
You: yeah, totally
You: you could have a mustache and everything
Stranger: hold up 15 bucks?
You: yes
Stranger: when where what how when
You: I told you
You: ok
You: she lives in this "old folks home" in west vagina
Stranger: what's his most dispised curse word
You: her
Stranger: ok, her most dispised word
You: and she hates it when I play the song "fat bottom girls" by Queer
You: I mean Queen
Stranger: oooh snap
You: same thing, really
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but fuck a brick if they can't rock my socks off
You: meh
You: I've heard better
You: wait
Stranger: me too me too
You: do you actually have sex with bricks if you lie about something?
Stranger: i tried once
You: at least it would stay hard
You: LOL
Stranger: haaaa
Stranger: hell yes
Stranger: at least ONE of us would stay hard
Stranger: i always get a limp dick and rub the skin off
Stranger: burn baby burn
You: disco inferno
You: eddie murphy, man
You: yeah
Stranger: eddie murphy hot sauce
Stranger: mild
You: question: eddie murphy or chris rock?
Stranger: hmmm
You: i mean
Stranger: eddie murphy for sure
You: the Rush Hour movies were kinda good
Stranger: what haha
You: but Shrek 3 was terrible
You: I mean
You: they had Justin Timberlake
You: ick
Stranger: which one was in rush hour?
You: Chris rock
Stranger: where
You: with jackie chan
Stranger: you are confusing black comedians
You: the black dude
You: maybe
Stranger: chris tucker
You: oh yeah
You: you're right
You: i meant tucker all along
You: I don't even know who Chris Rock is
You: I mena
Stranger: me either
You: they all look the same to me
Stranger: "chris rock?" "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PERVERT?!"
You: yes
Stranger: i saw meet dave
Stranger: with ed murphson
Stranger: that was pretty terrible
You: so, you were like the only person in the theater?
Stranger: no i watched it on dvd with my nephew
You: ah
Stranger: so do you still want me to assassinate your granny?
You: uh
You: nah
Stranger: good
You: I'll just do it myself
You: but I need to go now
You: nice conspiring with you
Stranger: put it on youtube
You: maybe
You: yes
You: I will
You: just search for "HAHAHAHA LOL SHE DED MY GRANNY" in three days
Stranger: don't get caught like the guy torturing the cat though
You: it'll be the top of the list
Stranger: lol
Stranger: alright
You: I won't show my face like "timmy"
You: little shit
You: ok
You: well, I need to go now
You: later
Stranger: see you later