Friday, September 19, 2008

Another Strange Dream

Yeah, I had another weird dream last night (which is good, I guess. I'm trying to learn to lucid dream, so I need to remember my dreams and write them down). It was a dream about The Office, I guess because all I did yesterday was read about it and watch webisodes that I didn't know even existed.

Anyway, in my dream, I was in the actual office from the show, and I think I was there for Thanksgiving or something (for some reason, it reminded me a lot of my cousin's house that I go to for Thanksgiving every few years) and there was snow on the ground, and there were something like five chihuahuas running around and they were all scared of me. Anyway, early on in the dream, I was talking to Michael(Steve Carrell), and then he was going to try to pull a prank on Christopher Masterson (who was inexplicably in the dream, maybe because I was watching Malcolm in the Middle before I went to sleep), so he ran out the door to hide but I never saw him again.

A little later, I went outside and I saw Kevin(Brian Baumgartner) sitting on the steps so I pointed to Kevin and said to my mom and sister "Oh crap, there's a skunk.", and they were just kinda unphased and kept on walking, so I went down to talk to Kevin (he's one of my favorite characters on the show). I don't remember our conversation, but I remember telling him about this cool shirt I had seen in the gift shop (?) that he might like. It was a t-shirt that had a hole in the chest so you could pull the shirt up over your face and vomit on people. Yeah. We went our separate ways, and I met my mom in what is the meeting room in the show, and she was sitting there playing Spore on a laptop. I remember being surprised because she had already gotten to the Space stage. Anyway, after a while, everyone got called out onto the deck outside to get ready to eat, and on the way out, I found Kevin. He showed me the vomit-shirt and another shirt (I can't remember what the second shirt did, but I remember it being almost as crude), both of which he had just bought. I told him I'd pay him $25 if he would put that shirt on and puke on my sister, and he said he "Yeah, sure." and did that hilarious Kevin smile.So we went out to where everybody was getting ready to eat, and Kevin went and sat down on the bed (yeah, there was a bed on the deck. Three, in fact. There may have been more, but I only remember three) next to Mallory, my sister, and started talking to her. I could tell he was getting ready to do it, but then I woke up and I was like "Aww, SHIT", but then I realized I had to pee really bad, so I went to the bathroom, and then went back in my room to start downloading the newly-released Fracture demo on my 360, and I'm getting ready to play that now. Man, I hope it doesn't suck.

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