Strange Dream #9 - Left 4 Dancing

I had yet another strange dream last night. I was in Left 4 Dead, running around killing zombies, going from one town to another. My dream was a little different from the game, though. For one, there was stuff in my dream, like the Survivors sleeping in the safehouses (you don't think they ran through the entire four Movies in one night, do you?). I remember one part where I was about to go to sleep, and I put a bunch of forks in my hair, I guess for a comb or something, and I fell asleep. The next morning when I woke up (this is all still in the dream, mind you), and the dad from The Brady Bunch was in a dark kitchen making either waffles or pancakes, I don't remember, and it doesn't matter. Anyway, I was just starting to wake up when I heard him getting mad and yelling "WHERE ARE ALL THE SPOONS?!", and I got scared and took all the forks out of my hair before he found out, because he really sounded pissed.

Then, later in the dream, I was in a Wal-Mart parking lot, and the entire parking lot except for the sidewalks was like a big trampoline, and apparently, I was acting like a Zombie Spy (as in, human posing as a zombie). I don't remember much, but apparently, we were doing some sort of dance and we were in an arrow-like formation, like geese. As if that wasn't weird enough, there were two Tanks, and they were in wheelchairs. The actually kinda looked like Joe from Family Guy, how he's all big and muscly, but in a wheelchair. I don't remember much about the dance, but I do remember taking out my pistols and shooting the hunters when no one was looking. After a while, I was apparently found out to be a spy, so I started jumping across the parking lot, doing flips in the air. That's about the last thing I remember.

I'm not making this shit up. I really wish I could make this shit up, but I can't. At least not consciously.