Oh god: Fanfics

I generally dislike fanfics. I just think that it's a little tacky to take someone else's property and "reinvent" it. Maybe it's just because I can't always remember what's canon and what I've read that isn't canon. I don't know. I just know that fanfics usually suck.

For some reason, ACD went on fanfiction.net and found out that they have added full support for crossover stories. Ugh. A fanfic centered around one franchise and/or set of characters is one thing, but to COMBINE more than one franchise? Ah HELL NAH. Anyway, we started looking at what some people had done (Firefly/Jurassic Park? Seriously?), and we started joking around about it, and I finally dared him to write something. I told him I wanted it to be a Death Note/Team Fortress 2 crossover story. I told him it doesn't have to make much sense, but I want him to post it somewhere when he gets done with it, whether that's on him blog or whatever. He had to leave soon after that, but before he left, I told him to give me two things to do a crossover with, and he told me to do a Hey Arnold!/Oblivion crossover. So, I guess I should write soon. This is going to be terrible.