WHHHAAAATTT?

Man, I just remembered I used to have a soccer coach (actually, he was more like an assistant coach. Wait, no, he was more like a soccer dad who just wanted to be in the middle of everything) who looked a helluva lot like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. He was really short and shrimpy, had those tiny little round glasses with lenses no bigger than a Quarter, and had that tiny little Hitler 'stache. I think he would look perfect in a Safari outfit. He was so annoying, I hated him. He knew next to nothing about soccer, so he would just make us sprint for most of the practice. God, I hated sprinting. Having Asthma didn't really help, either.

Oh, and I recently read that Russia is trying to pass a law (or something, I don't know how all that legal stuff works) to ban Emos, Emo music, and Goths from the country. Yeah. Personally, I think this is absolutely HILARIOUS. Russia must be more scared of Goths than I am (>_>) to go so far as trying to break out the Запретмолотка (That's supposed to say Banhammer in Russian, but I don't know how well Google Translator works). Morally, I don't think it's right, as it's really no different than racism or sexism, but just the thought of somebody actually trying to ban Emos is utterly hilarious