My thoughts throughout the whole movie: What the hell? I can't really tell what type of movie they were trying to make it, but whatever it was, it turned out laughably bad. That has to be one of the biggest shit-bombs I've ever seen. I have absolutely no clue what they were thinking when they actually made that movie, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to know. They must've been on something when they started writing it(maybe Toxic Waste? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL). There was little to no continuity throughout the whole thing, it reminded me of the book Lord of the Flies. I didn't like that book.
LBP Beta ends tomorrow ;,(
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How can you say all those mean things about TA??? How the Academy Awards overlooked the colossal performed turned in by the Avenger himself Mitch Cohen is beyond me. You wouldn't know a classical film if it came up and kicked you in the knee. The Toxic Avenger can only be outclassed by the 1980 cult fav Motel Hell. In it, Rory Calhoun's performance brought a tear to my eye.
The Avenger did nothing of any real importance except skulk around like an oaf and act out really long and drawn-out boring fight scenes. He had no real spoken lines that I can remember, and his character had no real emotion to speak of, so there wasn't a whole lot of "acting" to the role in the first place.
I'll admit, I don't watch many movies, much less "classical films", but it doesn't take much to figure out that TA sucked major ass.
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