Top Ten Things We're Neglecting While We Play All The Great Holiday Games
10 - Our dog Fido, who can probably just eat in January
9 - Christmas Shopping; Seven Eleven is a godsend on Christmas Day
8 - Car maintenance; overrated, if you ask us
7 - Heating bills, which probably aren't important in the winter
6 - That gaping bullet wound
5 - Our jobs - this issue was originally slated to be 300 pages long
4 - Parole officer; what are they gonna do, throw us in jail?
3 - Your whiny emails - zing!
2 - The ever-widening expanse of space and time as the universe balloons outward
1 - The Wii
I thought that was funny, had to post it.
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