Strange AIM Messages and General Bullshittery

I don't normally get random AIM or Skype messages, and when I do, it's usually just an ad or something, so I respond with "Fuck off" or "Go Fuck yourself" or something like that. Today was a little different. I got the strangest message I've ever gotten.

OppositeCoho is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
OppositeCoho (5:01:03 PM): Ever watched a marmot bite a lamb to death while blindfolded? No? Well, you're sure in for a treat!
OppositeCoho signed off at 10:47:34 AM.
[My AIM username] (10:50:18 AM): What the hell is a Marmot?
[My AIM username] (10:50:31 AM): But I don't really care
[My AIM username] (10:50:53 AM): Seeing lambs get bitten to death by anything is pretty kickass

Then, I tried to look at one of my buddies info. She didn't have any, but there was a GoogleAd on the page, and I don't think I've ever read so much bullshittery:


EDIT: I just saw another ad saying the Britney Spears has an IQ of 137...now THAT is true bullshittery.