Strange Dream #10

Yet another strange dream last night. I was in a house that I've never seen before, but I think I was in Florida or something, because I was also in a bathing suit. Anyway, I don't remember much about the first part, but I do remember my big toe hurting, and I just ignored it. Later, I decided to look at it, and there was a green-ish spot to the right of my toenail. I tried to pop it like a zit or something, and the tiny black thing poked out. I looked away for a second, and when I looked back, the black thing was now about half an inch long. It scared the shit out of me, and I pulled the rest out, and, well, this is what it looked like:

It was completely black, and it was around 3 inches long, and the top two inches were some sort of tentacle (the lines on the plastic base are where it was rigid, like a bottlecap or the sides of a quarter). A moving, living tentacle. It was disgusting. I kept yelling "HOLY SHIT", and then I stood up and...poop...ran down my leg out of my bathing suit, and then I said "Yeah, there it is". I started running to the bathroom, but I chose to go to the carpeted bathroom for some reason, so I was tracking shit all the way through the house and over carpet. Such a weird dream.