Strange Dream #8

I had another very strange dream last night. It was like someone took a bunch of things that I've been reading about/watching/playing lately, and put them all into a blender and hit the Purée button.

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I was in a big open world with a bunch of hills and very few trees, and it looked a lot like Twilight Princess and Guild Wars mixed together. I remember walking around talking to people, but them not saying anything important (that must mean it was Zelda). I somehow got to a giant hill that looked like a level out of LittleBIGPlanet, and Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog was there. There was some music playing, but I didn't like it, so I got onto iTunes and set a song to loop (I really wish I could remember what song it was). We started running down the hill really fast, just like in a Sonic game. When we got to the bottom, I was a surgeon, and it looked like I was in Trauma Center, and the music changed to whatever it was before I changed it.

After a while, it changed to where I was in a room that looked like a really small library, and there was a guy who looked like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, but I knew he was one of The Carpenters somehow (the band. I guess they were in there because their music has been on the radio quite a bit). He got up and walked over to one of the bookcases, pulled out a book, and the bookcase spun around, revealing a secret passageway.

I walked through, and I was in Malcolm in the Middle. At first, I thought I was in an episode, but after a while, I realized I wasn't. I was in a place that kind of resembled the parents' bedroom in the show, and they apparently couldn't see me. The were whispering about something, and I somehow knew that they were planning on canceling the Cable, and they were discussing on how to tell the boys. I eventually ran out and found Dewey using a laptop and told him to get on AIM. He got on, and found his parents talking about it (they had apparently switched to AIM because they didn't want the boys to hear them). I started telling Dewey what to say, and although I don't remember exactly what he said, I do remember that it was badly spelled, and it was in all caps. I don't really remember what happened after that, but I do remember that Hal, the dad, found Dewey sitting under a board that was leaning up against the counter.

Then, I went down to the beach, and I saw two nudists, a man and a woman. Well, a man and a transvestite. She had a penis. They were both playing around in the water around waist-deep, when a small boat drove by. Everyone on the boat saw them, and the boat either crashed or tipped over (I don't remember which. It either crashed into a bigger boat, or it tipped over when everyone ran to one side to see the tranny nudist.

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That's all I can remember out of my dream, but I think that's enough. It was definitely one of the weirdest I've ever had. OH WAIT, I just remembered that I had one the night before last.

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Apparently, we were moving to some apartments. They allowed most pets, but they wouldn't allow cats unless they were 1 foot long, from nose to tail. They were going to have an inspector come in and measure all the cats, so I only had a few days to find a way to make Cortana a little longer. I tried to get my mom and sister to help, but they hate Cortana, so they wouldn't. It pissed me off and made me sad at the same time, and I woke up.

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Okay, that's all I can remember from both of those dreams.


EDIT: I just found a fantastic quote.